Do It Yourself

A Danganronpa fic.

First published September 2021.

Iruma x various boys (but only in her head), 522 words.

Contains smut.

Miu’s a do-it-yourself kind of girl. If she hasn’t got something she needs, she makes it. If all the boys in her vicinity suck, well, she can get off fine herself.

So when she’s all hot and flustered from one of her maintenance sessions with Kiibo, she’s got a whole selection of toys she can turn to.

Usually, Miu goes for power. The kind of vibe for which batteries just won’t do – you gotta have that mains power. It’s noisy, of course, but hell, Miu’s noisy too. And what’s the point of having your own little inventor’s den all the way away from everyone else if you can’t use it to crank out a couple screaming orgasms?

Sometimes, she’s thinking about Kiibo, and the kind of modifications she’d really like to make to him. She’s got a few designs tucked away, in case it ever comes up – but she suspects it’s never going to come up unless Kiibo already has something to get up, which means she’d have to broach the subject herself, and she can’t see Kiibo going along with it. Unless she gets forceful.

It is cute, when he gets all flustered. Making a robot that could get flustered was a brilliant idea on someone’s part. Shame they didn’t take that to its logical conclusion.

Well, it’s not like she’d need to do any upgrades just to sit on his face. Although she’s not sure what sort of textures might be involved there … might be fun to find out though.

Other times, inorganic really isn’t doing it for her, and Miu has to think about someone a little more flesh and blood. Someone or someones – it’s not unusual that Miu will start off thinking about how to pop Saihara’s cherry, then get herself distracted by, what if someone walks in on us and oh no now she has to take two cocks at once, and how big has Gonta gotta be down there anyway? She’d like to find out; she’d like to choke herself on his cock and have him come on her face – hell, they can all come on her face, turn by turn, even fucking Oma, yeah, even calling her names while he does it.

Sometimes she gets carried away a little, mentally. That’s okay – Miu knows there’s a difference between wanting to be banged 15 different ways in the privacy of your own mind and wanting to be banged 15 different ways in real life. Not that she’d say no to that either, she thinks. There’s a difference but she’s so horny half the time that there may as well not be. How often would she have to get off not to feel like this? She hasn’t been able to work out a satisfactory frequency so far – maybe because she does tend to go overboard on the power settings. It makes the next time getting off harder.

Still, pleasure is a long-term enterprise. And Miu isn’t really in a hurry; not to actually get herself fucked, and not to stop herself from wanting to get fucked all the time either.

She’s having enough fun as it is.